Tom Amstutz

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Tom Amstutz is the coach of Toledo. ...He drinks his own pee.
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thinks Twinkies are one of the 4 major food groups
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Is making his own versin of "Super Size Me" the 50 year extened version.
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eats his own belly button lint
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his naval is so deep; if you drill it you can strike oil... well, grease at least.
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Tom Amstutz thinks Subway should have used him as their weight loss story.
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...hasn't weighed under 150lbs since he was 6!
Living in Virginia....so this is what elevation looks like =)
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Post by factman »

....but when you compare Toledo to Marshall, they deserve the Nobel Prize for class, and not because they have a whole bunch!!
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Tom Amstutz is a trip through the drive-thru away from being Mark Mangino.

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Tom Amstutz can deep fry chicken with his blood.

Tom Amstutz last saw his feet in 1974. There's something else he hasn't seen in over 30 year's, but decorum and this board's standards forbid me to mention what....
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Perhaps we should create a faux all-you-can-eat buffet at say, Krispy Kreme? Maybe Fatstutz will fail to show up!!! Anyone willing to make the ad and casually send it onto Fatty?
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Thinks Bruce Gradkowski is better than Omar Jacobs, just like his wife told him to.
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Tom Amstutz thinks Bob Davie and Bruce Godkowski would make a cute couple.
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...and Brucie Bruce are pediphiles at heart!

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Tom Amstutz. . .

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. . .has appearantly won his bout with his inner demons. . .
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