Tom Amstutz

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:16 am

Tom Amstutz lives by the motto "life slides by easier when you're covered in bacon grease".

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:40 am

Tom Amstutz can't decide if he feels like a nut or not....Mounds or Almond Joy? Why not both!!!???

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:43 am

Falconfreak90 wrote:Tom Amstutz can't decide if he feels like a nut or not....Mounds or Almond Joy? Why not both!!!???

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:48 am

Tom Amstutz really wishes he could be on "The Biggest Loser".

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:10 pm

There once was a man from Toledo,
Who thought coaching football was neato.
If you think he's not thin,
With his 3 or 4 chins,
You should see how he looks in a Speedo.

Dr. Bucko · Post by **Dr. Bucko** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:47 pm

I think these kinds of comments about Coach Amstuz are grossly inappropriate. I know the man personally and find him to be an extraordinary gentlemen, clearly an extraordinary coach who knows his Xs and Os as well as any coach, and incessantly gets the most out of his players. To demean the man because he has a weight problem (gads, don't you think he knows that), particularly in a public forum, like this web, puts you on a lower rung. GO BG!

Dr. Bucko · Post by **Dr. Bucko** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:49 pm

I think these kinds of comments about Coach Amstuz are grossly inappropriate. I know the man personally and find him to be an extraordinary gentlemen, clearly an extraordinary coach who knows his Xs and Os as well as any coach, and incessantly gets the most out of his players. To demean the man because he has a weight problem (gads, don't you think he knows that), particularly in a public forum, like this web, puts you on a lower rung. GO BG!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:57 pm

Dr Bucko's right...kind of. Coach Amstutz is a target rich enviroment. We needn't focus on his weight.

If Scott Peterson were a starting LB, juror Tom Amstutz would have voted "not guilty".

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:00 pm

...thinks that all toledo students want him to win games.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:22 pm

Dr. Bucko wrote:I know the man personally and find him to be an extraordinary gentlemen,

I'm sure he is. I've heard that from other people, too.

But one thing you may not know about Coach Amstutz is that, when no one is looking, he sniffs his players cups.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:13 pm

Flipper wrote: If Scott Peterson were a starting LB, juror Tom Amstutz would have voted "not guilty".

Nah, he'd still vote guilty, because Peterson would be playing for Marshall.

Tom Amstutz is lost without his whistle.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:21 pm

Dr. Bucko wrote:I think these kinds of comments about Coach Amstuz are grossly inappropriate. I know the man personally and find him to be an extraordinary gentlemen, clearly an extraordinary coach who knows his Xs and Os as well as any coach, and incessantly gets the most out of his players. To demean the man because he has a weight problem (gads, don't you think he knows that), particularly in a public forum, like this web, puts you on a lower rung. GO BG!

Sorry mom ...BTW Tom Amstutz is really skinny

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:39 pm

TG1996 wrote:There once was a man from Toledo,
Who thought coaching football was neato.
If you think he's not thin,
With his 3 or 4 chins,
You should see how he looks in a Speedo.

EWWWWW!!

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:41 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
Dr. Bucko wrote:I know the man personally and find him to be an extraordinary gentlemen,
I'm sure he is. I've heard that from other people, too.

But one thing you may not know about Coach Amstutz is that, when no one is looking, he sniffs his players cups.

DOUBLE EWWWWWWW!!!!
(But I laughed for about a minute straight over that one!! ......still, it's a big EWWWWW!!!)

MajorFalcon92 · Post by **MajorFalcon92** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:10 pm

Coach AmstuZ: born, BREAD and GRAZED in NW Ohio.