Tom Amstutz

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:25 pm

Mr. Frieda wrote:...is upset that he wasn't made large enough in the NCAA 2005 game!

Tom Amstutz is even more disappointed that the game didn't include his trademark whistle.... (what the hell is that for anyway??)

Mr. Frieda · Post by **Mr. Frieda** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:37 pm

Dayons_Den wrote:
Mr. Frieda wrote:...is upset that he wasn't made large enough in the NCAA 2005 game!
Tom Amstutz is even more disappointed that the game didn't include his trademark whistle.... (what the hell is that for anyway??)

NICE...what the hell does he need a whistle for. Probably so that his lacky knows when to go get him a hot dog!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:55 pm

That's actually a rape whistle....he's getting a bit peeved because no matter how often he uses it, no one will touch him.

BGBreeze · Post by **BGBreeze** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:33 pm

....blood type is moyonaise

BGBreeze · Post by **BGBreeze** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:35 pm

....has more chins than a chinese phone book!

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:41 pm

...is going to be pissed when he sees the ut spirit rock painted orange and brown

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:46 pm

Tom Amstutz writes checks at the grocery store.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:52 pm

Tom Amstutz ate Jenny Craig.

bacn3 · Post by **bacn3** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:54 pm

Tom Amstutz has multiple shower heads in his shower so he doesn't have to move when trying to clean himself... NO REALLY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN IN HIS HOUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:12 pm

. . . misses the phallic looking Rocky Rocket.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:17 pm

bacn3 wrote:Tom Amstutz has multiple shower heads in his shower so he doesn't have to move when trying to clean himself... NO REALLY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN IN HIS HOUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!

Wow.
I'm trying really hard to laugh at the guy for this, but how sweet would that be?

Of course, all the shower heads are gold plated, too... Tommy Amstutz takes golden showers.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:44 pm

Tom amstutz goes to a toledo storm game to watch quality hockey

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:15 pm

When Tom Amstutz belches, every car alarm on the block goes off

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:18 pm

Flipper wrote:When Tom Amstutz belches, every car alarm on the block goes off

...aww false alarm just Tom's bodily functions again.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:37 pm

...thinks toledo should be ranked in the top 25 and Bruce should be a Heisman candidate.

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