Why BG should fly Noah in for the Toledo game

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:04 pm

I've been pretty quiet about this, but I think we need to pull out all the stops to beat the spRockets this year.

The Falcons are 4-0 lifetime when Noah is in the stands. Like Crash Davis, I respect streaks.

The Streak is broad in its reach: He's 2-0 at The Doyt, 1-0 with the Falcons as visitors and 1-0 at neutral sites.

He's 2-0 when the Falcons are on TV.

The Falcons are 2-0 when they fall behind early when he's in the stands; likewise they are 2-0 when they take the first lead.

They are 2-0 against MAC opponents when Noah is in the stands and 2-0 against non-conference opponents when he's there.

The Falcons are 1-0 in October, 2-0 in November and 1-0 in December during The Streak.

The Falcons have outscored opponents 192-73 when he's in the stands.

As a proud BG alum, I would gladly consent to have Noah miss a day of school to do his duty for the Orange And Brown. I will humbly accept the task of chaperone.

CharlotteFalcon · Post by **CharlotteFalcon** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:09 pm

lol...thats priceless. If I could help donate to the fly Noah In fund believe me I would. Hope you get to make it to the bowl game.

Come on Falcons Come to Charlotte!!! (*crossing my fingers and saying all sorts of prayers*)

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:10 pm

I agree.

And as a toledo student, but BG fan, I am an ambassador to both institutions, and I should be sent to the Cali to see if these facilities are up to MAC standards...lol

Prehaps we should start a fund raising event for Noah, at least get him to the freaks house and have him bum a ride from there.

I had never seen BGSU lose either in decade spaning fandom, until last year when it happened 3 times!

Sounds like Noah is good Karma for the team, and it would be a nessessity for him to be there. As a last resort, I recomend selling your motor vehicle 87, I mean, which is more important? Driving? or beating Toledo? you decide.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:26 pm

I think we need to fly him to CA, and have him carried into the stadium, held aloft in a recliner by cheerleaders, preceeded by the marching band.

We need to make use of these here fancy computer things, create a 30 foot by 30 foot picture of his face, put it on cardboard chips, and have the band flash it on TV.

We need to start a Noah Web Site. www.GonnaStuffPeople.com! I'm talking Tee-shirts, bumper stickets.....NIKE SHOE CONTRACTS!!!

Somebody photoshop Noah's pic onto a BG helmet and replace the Falcon logo!

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:51 pm

NWLB wrote:We need to start a Noah Web Site. www.GonnaStuffPeople.com!

This really cracked me up.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:01 pm

As a last resort, I recomend selling your motor vehicle 87, I mean, which is more important? Driving? or beating Toledo? you decide.

The For Sale sign goes on once the bowl bid comes through.