Tim Brewster......

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:17 pm

...can't get anybody to pay attention to his Golden Gopher.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:31 pm

is very envious that Prince is dating identical twins from Australia.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:43 pm

...wishes the moon were made of cheese, and that he had an earth-sized cracker.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:51 pm

Tells every pretty girl he sees, "your eyes are like spanners. Every time I see them my nuts get tight."

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:38 pm

....drafted Laurence Maroney first overall in his fantasy draft.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:33 pm

must have said, on at least one occasion, "As Tom Arnold would say and what not."

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:28 pm

.....doesn't understand how Minneapolis and St. Paul can be twins

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:59 pm

wears short shorts.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:37 pm

worst day of his life.... The day "Dance Fever" was cancelled.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:27 pm

Buys that cheap toilet paper where your fingers go through it when you wipe.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:43 pm

...thinks it is funny to go into a McDonalds and ask for a Mini Soda

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:21 am

VDub26Falcon wrote:...thinks it is funny to go into a McDonalds and ask for a Mini Soda

.....can't believe it took 4 pages for the phrase "Mini Soda" to come up

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:29 am

....secretly fancies himself a Canadian.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:02 am

...wants a damned liter of cola.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:27 am

name rhymes with poopster.