Tim Brewster......

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:31 am

...misunderstands the meaning of 'Black comedy.'

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:00 pm

...wonders where all the cowboys have gone.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:27 pm

...wonders how it would be if God really were one of us, just a slob like one of his players.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:13 pm

....got his stroke from Ron Jeremy.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:41 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....got his stroke from Ron Jeremy.

... one of the best Chappelle references I've seen on this board!

... and Tim Brewster doesn't get it.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:43 pm

.....doesn't understand why the Metrodome is nicknamed the Homer Dome

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:29 pm

...giggles when he hears the word "mucus".

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:26 am

...goes to nursing homes and blows a dog whistle.

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:29 pm

thought he was coaching for a "Mini-Soda".

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:15 am

...only gives interviews on satellite radio so he can curse like a sailor.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:54 am

...is soiling himself in anticipation of the 2007 season.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:04 am

TG1996 wrote:...giggles when he hears the word "mucus".

giggles every time the girl at McDonald's asks if he'd like to "supersize" his order.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:06 am

...LOSES TO BOWLING GREEN IN HIS FIRST GAME AS GOPHER HEAD COACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!