Toledo Jokes Thread.

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:49 pm

OK, we need a thread of official Toledo jokes.

A toledo grad walks into a bar, the bartender says
...."thanks for the delivery."

Why do Toledo coeds wear hoop earrings? They need footrests.

What is the difference between a toledo co-ed and a Porsche? Most men have never been in a Porsche.

and of course - Why is the wind so bad in BG? because TOLEDO SUCKS!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:16 pm

Q: What's the quickest way to get a UT grad off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza
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Q: Why did they build the Martin Luther King bridge?

A: So Amstutz could swim over to the Sports Arena in the shade..

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:20 pm

Flipper wrote:Q: Why did they build the Martin Luther King bridge?

A: So Amstutz could swim over to the Sports Arena in the shade..

swim... float... drift... I hear ya, man.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:20 am

Toledo jokes? There's some redundancy there, I just KNOW it!

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:07 am

why does toledo suck so much?

because ut is there!

Dr. Bucko · Post by **Dr. Bucko** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:06 am

Why do UT grads hang their diplomas on their rear veiw mirrors.
---- because it entitles them to handy-capped parking.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:16 am

Dr. Bucko wrote:Why do UT grads hang their diplomas on their rear veiw mirrors.
---- because it entitles them to handy-capped parking.

I knew eventually it would suck for me to read this thread LOL. go future!

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:33 am

How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 0, UT is too ghetto for light.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:03 pm

BGDrew wrote:How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 0, UT is too ghetto for light.

I thought that would have been "2". One to screw it in, and another to bounce the old one off a coed's head trying to throw it in the river.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:12 pm

Q. How many UT freshman does it take to microwave popcorn?

A. None, that's a Junior level course at UT.

Q. What does the incoming UT freshman get on his SAT test?

A. Drool

GO FALCONS!!!! SMASH UT!!!

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:32 pm

aww c'mon guys a little less academics bashing please, there are quite a few of us here that are grads/current students!

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:33 pm

aww c'mon guys a little less academics bashing please, there are quite a few of us here that are grads/current students!

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:41 pm

TG1996 wrote:
BGDrew wrote:How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 0, UT is too ghetto for light.
I thought that would have been "2". One to screw it in, and another to bounce the old one off a coed's head trying to throw it in the river.

Wow.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:45 pm

Fire in Toledo Football Dormitory Destroys Books
(AP) - TOLEDO
A fire early this morning at a dormitory housing football players on the PU campus this morning burned down. Included in the list of items destroyed in the fire are 15 books.

Coach Tom Amstutz is making a plea to the PU community to help replace the books as 12 of them had not been colored in yet.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:48 pm

Schadenfreude wrote: Wow.

I guess that was a little harsh, huh? With all due respect to the innocent victim, that one was intended for the unruly mob.