Al Golden......

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:23 am

Falconfreak90 wrote:....always gets hungry when people add "griddle" after his name.

... and giggles when people add "showers" after his name.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:40 am

...has ghostwritten the Miss Manners column for the past 4 years.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:47 am

Is suing General Mills for the blatant mis-use of his name and likeness on one of their cereals.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:48 am

bgsufn wrote:Is suing General Mills for the blatant mis-use of his name and likeness on one of their cereals.

Remains crunchy, not soggy, in milk.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:13 am

...is trying to convince the president of Temple to rename the football team the "Golden Owls".

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:23 am

bgsufn wrote:
bgsufn wrote:Is suing General Mills for the blatant mis-use of his name and likeness on one of their cereals.
Remains crunchy, not soggy, in milk.

Chris -

well-played!

Oh,

Al Golden can't get his VCR to stop flashing "12:00"

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:52 am

...still remembers how to count to 70 by 7's.

BGSU Crazy Fan 58 · Post by **BGSU Crazy Fan 58** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:27 pm

........keeps asking the team mascot for wise advice.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:27 pm

Peregrinner wrote:...still remembers how to count to 70 by 7's.

BRILLIANT!!

........goes on a monastic retreat for the conversation. He leaves a "commune pissed".

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:53 pm

.....gets his geography information from Miss Teen South Carolina

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:18 am

...has never been to Spain, but he's been to Arizona.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:00 am

... keeps trying to make a joke out of "silence is Golden," but can't come up with a punchline.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:01 am

Thought Temple was joining the Philadelphia Big 5 and not the MAC for football.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:29 am

Falconfreak90 wrote:....always gets hungry when people add "griddle" after his name.

THAT was a good'un...

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:38 am

...Realizes his only victory came against Bowling Green.