Al Golden......

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:40 am

...Took his job thinking it was HC of the Hooters football team.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:13 am

...turns away hoards of people wearing yarmulkas from his office every Saturday morning.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:21 am

Wants to be more than "just friends".....conversely, he thinks a "friend with benefits" is someone with access to his health insurance.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:26 am

Doesn't understand why school officials won't allow him to rename the school's football practice facility "Golden Palace."

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:33 am

...has staff members videotape opposing coaches from the sideline not to steal signals, but to pick up trendy fashion tips.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:58 am

...used to use whitehouse.com to find out about new foreign policy "positions."

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:17 pm

Rather likes that girl from Hooters.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:19 pm

CapitalFalcon wrote:

.....doesn't go to Hooters because he doesn't like the food

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:29 pm

BGFalconfromCincy wrote:
CapitalFalcon wrote:

.....doesn't go to Hooters because he doesn't like the food

... sees this picture and can only see poor form for a running back.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:51 pm

...after the Buffalo game, is concerned BG could hang 100 on Temple.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:54 pm

..Is wondering how he can get West Virginia Tech on their schedule.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:29 pm

...is bring his whole family to town early just to tour the National Corvette Museum.

eRichFalcon · Post by **eRichFalcon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:41 pm

...thinks he owns a restaurant chain.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:42 pm

CapitalFalcon wrote:...after the Buffalo game, is concerned BG could hang 100 on Temple.

Is hoping the game ends in a tie and Brandon refuses to bring the BG team back on the field so Temple can win on technical foul shots.

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:45 pm

Does not.