Al Golden......

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:10 pm

brags that the original olympic games were played in the nude with open homosexuality!

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:14 pm

Got into a fight after walking into a bar with a Penn shirt on. He's still awaiting reattachment.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:35 pm

tiznow wrote:..Is wondering how he can get West Virginia Tech on their schedule.

.....is glad he was able to get App. State off the schedule

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:00 am

...got thrown out of a bar, in New York City.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:18 am

...insists on calling everyone "Betty"

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:20 am

...hates when people ask if he's "White and Nerdy"

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:38 am

....., in looking for any advantage, is writing up his rendition of "Poe Ditch Rat" because he has heard that BG "doesn't do well with it."

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:54 am

Rightupinthere wrote:....., in looking for any advantage, is writing up his rendition of "Poe Ditch Rat" because he has heard that BG "doesn't do well with it."

... and has his assistants working on a catchy name that plays off the Schuykill River.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:04 am

...has a clause in his contract that allows him to leave for the head coaching job at Penn State or the lead role in A Chorus Line.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:25 am

...was hoping someone put the picture of the Hooters girl on Page 4.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:45 am

Hopes this image will inspire his team to "score" on Sept. 22:

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:45 pm

...spent last weekend looking for 'pieces of paper' to pick up in public restrooms.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:07 pm

Peregrinner wrote:...spent last weekend looking for 'pieces of paper' to pick up in public restrooms.

...has a "wide stance" when using said public restrooms.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:25 pm

CapitalFalcon wrote:
Peregrinner wrote:...spent last weekend looking for 'pieces of paper' to pick up in public restrooms.
...has a "wide stance" when using said public restrooms.

.....while talking to his assistant coaches about "game plan."

I despise bathroom talkers.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:21 pm

...was a HUGE entertainer in the 20's, but that sort of stuff wouldn't fly today.