WKU Head Coach David Elson.....

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:16 am

Schadenfreude wrote:... sees this as the "Battle of I-75."

(Gawd, can't we come up with a better name for our Toledo series?)

Likes to call the UT-BG series "the UT-BG series" when he calls it anything at all.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:29 am

...makes his coaching staff wear buttons that say "Ask me about the 4-3 defense."

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:37 am

...had a reporter tasered for asking a question at a recent press conference.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:51 am

Wants this to be the school's official logo:

(I've been waiting a long time to use this one!)

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:52 am

...feeds his quarterback chicken in front of everyone.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:04 pm

...trying to figure out a way to top Coach Gundy's meltdown in the post game press conference.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:30 pm

... has been there and done that when it comes to sledgehammers.

For his next pregame pep talk, he's planning to castrate a bull.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:43 pm

now coaches division 1 football...

SICSICsez · Post by **SICSICsez** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:21 am

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:05 pm

Has asked the school's geography department to explain to his team why this game isn't a home game.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:15 pm

Was excited to see this thread, because he's going to be there, too!

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:29 pm

....doesn't want a free Tibet and calls His Holiness the Dolly Lamo.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:52 pm

...can't believe how fortunate Dr. Clement Okon emailed him to help him get his $20m out of Nigeria!

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:14 am

...named his offensive plays after the coffee selections from Starbucks.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:15 am

...salutes when passing by an image of Colonel Sanders.