HOLIDAY CHEER FOR ROCKETTES

[bgsu1984]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS MY FELLOW ZIGGSTERS.....

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE GAME WITH ALL OF THEIR SLUTS
ALL THE "SPROCKETS" WERE DRUNK INCLUDING THE "STUTZ"
THEIR 12 PACKS WERE EMPTY FROM A DAYS WORTH OF DRUNK
IN KNOWING ANOTHER LOSS WAS A GUARANTEED DUNK

WITH BRUCE IN HIS DO-RAG AND "CLUTZ" IN HIS TURBIN
THEY HAD JUST HUNKERED DOWN FOR A 1/2 GAL. OF BOURBON
WHEN OUT ON THE TURF THEY HEARD A HUGE BAR FIGHT
THEY CRAWLED WITH THEIR BINKIES TO SEE A TRUE SIGHT

AWAY FROM THE LOCKERS
THEY SKIPPED UP THE HILL
BUSTED OPEN THE DOOR
AND THREW UP THEIR SWILL

THE MOON ON THE BREASTLESS
OF THE GRUB CRUSTED GRASS
GAVE NO LUSTER OF EVENING
TO THE DRUNKARDS ON ASS

WHEN WHAT TO THEIR BLOODSHOT EYES SHOULD APPEAR
BUT A FOND GROUP OF COPPERS
ALL DRESSED IN SWAT GEAR

WITH THE BIG MAN CALLED "MAYOR"
SO INEBRIATED AND "CLUTZY"
THEY KNEW IN A SECOND
IT WAS THE OLD COACH CALLED "STUTZY"

MUCH SLOWER THAN SLUGS
HIS PLAYERS N'AER CAME
AS HE STUTTERED AND BELLOWED
AND REMEMBERED FEW NAMES

NOW BRUCEY, NOW TRINITY, NOW LANCE, NOW REGGIE,
SNUGGLE UP WITH YOUR JAILMATES
AND TEACH THEM SOME PAIN

YOU GET THE PICTURE.....

[Ornithologist]

That is hilarious. Very creative, unlike a lot of stuff posted on here.