Frank Solich....

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:01 pm

...hasn't been drinking tonight, ocifer.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:04 pm

...swears to drunk he's not God, has only had tee martoonis and wonders what the officer is, problem?

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:22 pm

...is not in good hands with Allstate.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:23 pm

...couldn't get a match on eharmony.com

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:24 pm

...keeps studying for his Breathalyzer test...and keeps failing

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:52 pm

...can't start his car for another 24 hours...stupid court mandated breathalyzer on the steering wheel.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:53 pm

...has a killer hangover, and the lights are WAAAAAAY too bright.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:53 pm

....is hoping the Falcon Club will suspend the $10 entry fee for him at half-time.

Falcon137 · Post by **Falcon137** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:54 pm

...plans on keeping a flask in his sock for when this game gets really out of hand in the 4th.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:15 pm

...ain't drunk, he's just drinkin'.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:37 pm

mjmorefield wrote:...ain't drunk, he's just drinkin'.

Thanks for referencing one of the greatest songs ever!

... uses the phrase, "let's be frank" at inappropriate times.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:39 pm

...put a lit firecracker in Bill Callahan's mailbox.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:46 pm

...messes with Sasquatch.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:51 pm

Watches "The Office" for tips on how to better manage his assistant coaches.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:01 pm

...thinks Lee Corso is an idiot and Trev Alberts is a righteous dude