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...appreciates the culinary delicacy of urine in his cornflakes.
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..........will be Nebraska's next coach. And scares the crap out of me this upcoming weekend.
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San Fran Falcon wrote:..........will be Nebraska's next coach. And scares the crap out of me this upcoming weekend.
Yeah seriously, look at that face. I can't tell if he's a porn star or if he's just a strip-tease.
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...wishes he was a fat as Mangino, and as good of a coach!
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.......thinks he coaches at the University OF Buffalo
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...never got a date to the prom causing him to want to open "Buck's Discount Stereo" while wearing a cowboy outfit.
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...sometimes goes by Gill Turner.
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....thinks he's so big...
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bgsufalcon24 wrote:I can't tell if he's a porn star or if he's just a strip-tease.
...goes by the name "Turner Over" in his porn movies.
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Falcons4Life wrote:...wishes he was a fat as Mangino, and as good of a coach!
....won't take the Nebraska job in fear that Mangino may eat him
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...knows a Bull with a Sabre can take on a Bill any day of the week!
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TG1996 wrote:
bgsufalcon24 wrote:I can't tell if he's a porn star or if he's just a strip-tease.
...goes by the name "Turner Over" in his porn movies.
:supz: =D>

That may be the single best post in any coach thread ever! LOL!
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...contract includes an escalating bonus structure for 10, 20 and 50 piece chicken wings.
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...said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
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...is the only person allowed to call Tom Osbourne "Ozzy."
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