Tom Amstutz...

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:59 pm

...has a mini-fridge filled with week-old pizza hidden away in-between his 7th and 8th fat rolls.

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:03 pm

...fears Sinisa Vrvilo.

VDub26Falcon wrote:...has a super hot daughter...no joke.

Careful, we don't need to go there.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:11 pm

...will paint any car for $49.95!

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:05 pm

exceeds the weight limit in most freight elevators

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:14 pm

falconfan1999 wrote:is the mastermind behind Papa Johns new Super Hero XL3 pizza. (He thinks, at 30% larger than a normal large pizza, it is a nice light treat between quarters.)

....wants to go to the Papajohns.com Bowl, for non-football reasons

hutchirish · Post by **hutchirish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:54 pm

...has hot-dog fingers

hutchirish · Post by **hutchirish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:57 pm

...made a pair of pants out of his bed sheet

hutchirish · Post by **hutchirish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:58 pm

...is banned from Myles Pizza b/c of a cheese bread consumption incident

hutchirish · Post by **hutchirish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:59 pm

...got that big by eating in the Toledo dorms

hutchirish · Post by **hutchirish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:00 pm

...always smells like cheese

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:46 pm

...loves to smell his farts to remind him of what he ate last.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:05 pm

...went to the same bariatric doctor as Charlie Weis.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:20 pm

....washes his hands with the "decorative soaps."*

*Which gets you 5-10 in some households.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:03 pm

...fills the whistle he wears during games with lard to keep the cravings away.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:17 pm

...once had a beard, but shaved it off to lose a little weight.