Discussion of the Falcon football team.
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cowboyjoe
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by cowboyjoe »
...will ask is coaching staff to remove 92.5 FM out of his headset one of these days.
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Flipper
- The Global Village Idiot
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by Flipper »
Wonders how his team could shave points when the women on campus don't even shave their legs
It's not the fall that hurts...it's when you hit the ground.
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VDub26Falcon
- The Drunken Irish Falcon
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by VDub26Falcon »
...is involved with a certain political affiliation...anyone wanna help me with this one???
Be Special, Be Different, BE Bowling Green - Dino Babers
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kdog27
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by kdog27 »
...hasn't weighed under 250 pounds since he was eleven.
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Dr. Reality
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by Dr. Reality »
Has to sit in the middle on the game bus. It's the only way that all four wheels will stay on the ground.
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MarkL
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by MarkL »
... is called Toledo Tom because he now is the gravitational center of the city.
MarkL has spoken.
You may all now return to your daily lives.
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Zom
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by Zom »
and it sounds better than Tom Toledo.
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BGorDeath
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by BGorDeath »
...enjoyed the taste of roast beef found stuck in his teeth....since 1984.
I like that steak comes from cows. That is why a cow will not think twice about eating you.
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Jacobs4Heisman
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by Jacobs4Heisman »
...will be providing aerial footage for Monday night football tonight.
Roll Along!
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BGorDeath
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by BGorDeath »
...uses a dildo as a toothpick.
I like that steak comes from cows. That is why a cow will not think twice about eating you.
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MarkL
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by MarkL »
...idolizes former president William Taft.
MarkL has spoken.
You may all now return to your daily lives.
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Jacobs4Heisman
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by Jacobs4Heisman »
MarkL wrote:...idolizes former president William Taft.
...now bathes in Lake Erie after his 12th unfortunate bathtub incident.
Roll Along!
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TG1996
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by TG1996 »
..is upset that the video he made of himself singing "I'm a little teapot..." nude in front of a mirror got pulled from YouTube.
"I don't believe I can name a coach, anywhere, anytime, anyhow, who did it better than Doyt Perry."
-1955 BG Assistant Bo Schembechler
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footballguy51
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by footballguy51 »
TG1996 wrote:..is upset that the video he made of himself singing "I'm a little teapot..." nude in front of a mirror got pulled from YouTube.
...because they weren't sure if it was a man doing a song and dance, or a woman performing a sex act.
ROLL ALONG!!!
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footballguy51
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by footballguy51 »
...decided to invent his own diet: The Alzheimer's Diet. Eat what you like, forget all about it, and then eat another meal all over again.
...claims he's eatting for 2: Tom AND Toledo.
...wants to star on the Biggest Loser, but then realizes he's already achieved that goal.
ROLL ALONG!!!
