How to determine if you're speaking with a UT fan....

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:49 am

You may have to repeat your order.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:08 am

He/She/It includes the words "injury" or "banged up" in every sentence.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:38 am

Knows how to "dunk" the trash can onto the garbage truck!

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:41 am

Doesn't appreciate the finer points of most excellent jokes.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:43 am

Speaks of the MACC (MAC Conference, instead of Mid-American Conference)

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:02 am

...swears that this is the year where they go to a BCS game!

...thinks that every media source has a vendetta against them.

...makes a joke about trees/STDs/calling BG students "hillbillies" and thinks it's the most creative thing ever said.

Signs you've encountered a Toledo football player:

...asks what kind of "action" the game on Sunday has.

...shows up to your door with a gun but only to "scare" you.

...wants to show you his brand new car that he has no idea how he got.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:03 am

footballguy51 wrote:Speaks of the MACC (MAC Conference, instead of Mid-American Conference)

Holy cow, dude! This is supose to be fun and you dish out a cruel cut like that?

D@mn.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:03 am

... has a stylish sign on top of his/her car that reads "Pizza Hut", "Papa Johns", or others.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:54 am

...if you detect a strong odor of feet and crack on their breath.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:37 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...if you detect a strong odor of feet and crack on their breath.

OK...That there made me throw-up a little in my mouth...

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:53 am

Can be identified while driving by the bullet holes in their cars.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:00 am

The AMC Gremlin they are driving has the rear window wiper.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:10 am

Conversation comes to a sudden halt when you provide him/her/it a shiny object.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:10 am

Claims Coach Amnutz is on a diet.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:12 am

...if you can see pee stains on their pants.