How to determine if you're speaking with a UT fan....

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When explaining the great things to do in Toledo, their conversation starts AND ends on the zoo.
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....for questions they can't answer (many), their response is "because Carty said so".
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If the first words out of your mouth are "Put down the gun"...
If they frequently retort with "Well... my team's coach could use your stadium as a bathtub!"
If you're in charge of assigning people to remedial English classes...
If you have to say the words "No, really, a mullet is a BAD idea"...
If your name is preceded by the title 'Officer'...

...then you're probably talking to a UT fan.
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