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....wants a cheeseburger a hamburger a hot dog a coke....
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Falcon137 wrote:....wants a cheeseburger a hamburger a hot dog a coke....

...will get nothing, and like it!
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...has a refrigerator in his office full of dead, rotting fowl.
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...eats pizza thrown at him by opposing fans.

Those of you that saw this year's FSN MAC preview show will know that this is not a joke. :shock:
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....tried to get Southwest Airlines for sponsorship by pitching the catch phrase, "DING! You are now free to move your girlfriend about the country."
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...tries to eat the mascots of schools who mascot is an animal
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...wishes he could eat as fast as Joey Chestnut
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transfer2BGSU wrote:Image

....is thinking Arby's.
... and McDonald's... and Burger King... and Wendy's... and KFC... and Rally's... and Taco Bell... and Long John Silvers...
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Has more chins than a Chinese phone book...
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...is appealing the EPA' s decision to put his bathroom on the list of "Superfund" clean up sites
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uses sticks of butter for chapstick
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....pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese.
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...has the Haz-mat crew on speed dial for bathroom emergencies.

...called John Edward to see if he could connect with his meal last night.

...says, "No kitty, that's my pot pie!"

...claims he's not fat, he's fluffy.

...says it's all the fur that makes him look poofy.

...has the port authorities trying to drag him back to sea.
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...will soon be planted on the Texas/Mexico border in lieu of a fence to solve the illegal immigration problem.
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..bowed his head and held up a container of cream cheese with one arm while accepting a recent award to show solidarity with obese coaches across the nation.
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