Toledo Prediction Thread

[CapitalFalcon]

That could be a good post.

Unfortunately,

my mouse

keeps falling

off the side

of my desk

as I scroll across

the widest

horizontal scroll ever.

Sorry about that... I fixed it...

[h2oville rocket]

BG -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,007

Toledo - 3

In other words...

BG - A centillion and seven

Toledo - Three

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This is more realistic than some other posts but I still feel that BG's offense will actually show up and against our defense they should have a much better showing than this. Again, anything less than this score would have to be viewed as horrible, mortifying failure for the Falcons and their fans and should be just cause for Brandon, Snakeman and MACMAN to all be run out of town.

[Zom]

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No worries, CapitalFalcon, didn't intend to call anyone out! Now lets see, one beer for every touchdown... I better find another fridge..

[CapitalFalcon]

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No worries, CapitalFalcon, didn't intend to call anyone out! Now lets see, one beer for every touchdown... I better find another fridge..

No offense taken my Welsh friend! Your post made me chuckle out-loud.

[Rightupinthere]

Toledo 42
BGSU 41


Brandon has a meltdown after scoring a TD with 3 seconds left and going for two to try and win the game instread of kicking the extra point to send it to overtime on their home field. The two point conversion fails because the running back trips over his bulging eyes when he sees a 50 foot wide hole off left tackle made by one BG offensive lineman that blocked 10 of UT's defensive players with his pinky finger. The 11th guy was so far out of the play, that he was sure no one could blame him for missing another tackle if he wasn't near the ball carrier. The ball carrier, triping over his bulging eyes in amazement, falls at the 2 foot line. MAC officials review the call because two officials said it was a touchdowns, one said he was down at the one yard line, and one said he missed the play because he saw a hot blonde take off her scarf about 5 rows up. The replay in the booth shows that he was down at the 3 yard line, so they call him down at the 2 foot line to be extra accurate.


Brandon gets so angry with the fallen running back that he calls him out in the press conference. When the reporter, the Blade's Maureen Fulton, explains to Brandon that maybe he should have kicked the extra point and went into overtime, Brandon exclaims that Rick Chryst wouldn't let him just kick the extra point and since Greg Christopher cannot make a decision on his own, Greg had no choice but to do what Mr. Chryst wanted.

Freddy the Falcon is so angry at Greg Brandon that he walks in on the press conference and demands Brandon to resign. Tom Amstutz decides that 3 1/2 hours was too long without food and he starts to chase after Freddy the Falcon.

To make things worse, Dan Dakitch bum-rushes the press conference, picks up the mic, and says "BG is haded to DI-AA!"

Weird. I was thinking the EXACT same thing!


Irregardless, [sic] I'm going to go with my gut and say UT by 10.*





*It's worked before.

[Falconfreak90]

I haven't read thru this threat yet but thought I would post a prediction...

BG 41-23. I think the BG players are confident and ready to end this streak. Now I'm gonna read what everyone else thinks.

BEAT TOLEDO.