Tom Amstutz...

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:40 pm

...has pictures of Mangino taped all over his office and thinks of what could have been had it not been for Get Fit Toledo, or whatever that damn weight loss thing is.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:58 pm

bought out 3 turkey farms in preparation for Thanksgiving Day

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:59 pm

enjoys Thanksgiving because it's the only day everyone else's food consumption levels approach his own

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:59 pm

is the sole reason there is a Taco Bell on every other corner in Toledo

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:00 pm

goes to Deja Vu not for the 1000's of beautiful girls, but rather for the 3 ugly ones.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:02 pm

is working desperately to develop Smell-o-vision so that he can better enjoy his favorite channel: FoodTV

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:03 pm

gets sideline warnings while watching from the 5th row

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:28 pm

... was so close to leading his team to ESPN's Bottom 10. They got an honorable mention though. Try again next year ....

moneymaker02 · Post by **moneymaker02** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:21 am

is no longer the fattest coach in the country since lost 3lbs. but we will keep you updated on his battle against the kansas coach

SICSICsez · Post by **SICSICsez** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:25 am

Has a gravitational pull stronger than Neptune

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:27 am

...replaced Pluto as the 9th planet in the Solar System

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:31 am

Is thankful for nothing other than the fact that it's Thanksgiving and deep-fried turkey's on the menu.

...and deep-fried pie.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:49 am

...is the reason for global warming

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:01 pm

goofyeuph wrote:is working desperately to develop Smell-o-vision so that he can better enjoy his favorite channel: FoodTV

...pays extra for FoodTV because he thinks it's porn.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:03 pm

...has to be stored with other cargo when he flies.