I've never liked Lou Holtz...

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:53 pm

...until tonight. During his "pep talk" for Kansas during halftime of the USC vs. ASU game tonight, Lou unveiled one of the funniest (and truest) things that I have heard uttered during a sporting match in a long, long time. I'll let the whiny, denial engorged TU fans fill you in if you missed it:

WHAAA! My mother didn't breastfeed me!

Hats off, Lou.

Falcon137 · Post by **Falcon137** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:09 am

haahahah

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:51 am

This falls squarely into the category of "Funny Because it's True"

moneymaker02 · Post by **moneymaker02** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:45 am

neone else read the second posters "bud light" thing about bg. haha it made me chuckle because some of it is true except for the "big girls" thing. I don't think ive seen a hot girl on toledos campus ever when i was up there.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:56 am

moneymaker02 wrote:neone else read the second posters "bud light" thing about bg. haha it made me chuckle because some of it is true except for the "big girls" thing. I don't think ive seen a hot girl on toledos campus ever when i was up there.

That guy also has had the line about BG being an "STD-filled squirell" he'd like to run over with his car for ever.

It was many, many months before a BG fan finally let him know he was misspelling "squirrel" in his signature.

(He went to Toledo. What can you do?)

Anyway, I liked Lou Holtz before and I like him now.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:41 am

Schadenfreude wrote: It was many, many months before a BG fan finally let him know he was misspelling "squirrel" in his signature.

And some of us are not grateful such an error was pointed out! The subtle and ironic poetry was beautiful. To be destroyed by one of my own was unfortunate.

Anyway, utpotty is much like our............well, I don't believe we don't have dredge of similar aroma level, thankfully.

buffaloefalcon · Post by **buffaloefalcon** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:26 pm

What's funny about that is LOU is actually a KENT STATE ALUM! That's probably why he made this comment! Lou from the MAC! I've gained a new respect for him!

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:22 pm

Rightupinthere wrote:
Schadenfreude wrote: It was many, many months before a BG fan finally let him know he was misspelling "squirrel" in his signature.
And some of us are not grateful such an error was pointed out! The subtle and ironic poetry was beautiful. To be destroyed by one of my own was unfortunate.

Anyway, utpotty is much like our............well, I don't believe we don't have dredge of similar aroma level, thankfully.

Uh, I can supply a couple names if you're interested.

Great game Falcons- no drama, sadly but that was good for you all. Toledo made many mistakes, made them early and made them at crucial times. I was a little surprised that there wasn't more scoring both ways but hats off and good luck in your bowl game.

Oh, and here is my Falcon genius story to match your stories about UTpotts' intellectual shortcomings. I was out shopping this morning and saw a guy in a BG sweatshirt. Asked him if he was going to the game and he said "I've got my ticket but I hear its going to be really cold tomorrow and I'm thinking about skipping it." I had a brief but violent internal debate and then told him that not only would it be very cold but it would be very lonely. He thanked me profusely!

And finally, anybody who can't find a good looking woman ANYPLACE where there are 10,000 of them, be they BG, UT or any other school's co-eds, is probably spending too much time looking at guys.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:46 pm

h2oville rocket wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote:
Schadenfreude wrote: It was many, many months before a BG fan finally let him know he was misspelling "squirrel" in his signature.
And some of us are not grateful such an error was pointed out! The subtle and ironic poetry was beautiful. To be destroyed by one of my own was unfortunate.

Anyway, utpotty is much like our............well, I don't believe we don't have dredge of similar aroma level, thankfully.
And finally, anybody who can't find a good looking woman ANYPLACE where there are 10,000 of them, be they BG, UT or any other school's co-eds, is probably spending too much time looking at guys.

Chimie · Post by **Chimie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:29 am

Today we salute you Mr. BGSU Student/Fan. Most fans have a real reason to cheer on their school, but you guys just do it anyway. Doing less then no work during the week, you live for the weekends where you can proudly exclaim "I drank more than the guy I caught my girlfriend with last night." Anyone can spell their school's name, but you guys forget all those words and just use 4 letters. You don't just dream B!G, you live big and you're girls are big. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. BGSU Student/Fan, because you may not beat Toledo in football or Basketball, but you might sleep with the girl your roommate hooked up with the night before.

Ohhh UT... How can they let you people graduate without teaching you basic English...

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:28 pm

Chimie wrote: Ohhh UT... How can they let you people graduate without teaching you basic English...

Ohhh, Chimie...Same reason BG can.
Check out, for example RUIT's creative double negative in a previous post in this thread or Moneymakers trashing of anything resembling the King's English just before RUIT's. I could go on all day on either board if I wanted to play grammar police. We all make mistakes and the fact is you don't know if Potts is even a UT grad- much like I pray MACMAN didn't get through the Ohio university system.

Oh, and RUIT, sorry- it was just too delicious an opportunity.