Tom Amstutz...

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:04 pm

...uses mattresses for toilet paper.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:06 pm

...'s idea of helping Get Fit Toledo was to let people jog around him.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:46 pm

...wishes everyday was Thanksgiving so he had a real excuse for eating how much he does a day

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:21 pm

...is only going to dress 15 of his players (the rest will have to dress themselves).

...is not going to pay the additional parking surcharge for Lucas County residents. He'll tell them he lives in Toledo instead.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:14 pm

...just ate his special teams squad for letting that fake FG work.

GO FALCONS!!!!

GoFalcons118 · Post by **GoFalcons118** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:06 pm

...is dusting off his resume right now.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:42 pm

GoFalcons118 wrote:...is dusting off his resume right now.

because he and his team LOST!!!!!

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:00 pm

...found out this year that losing tastes like chicken, so he thought he'd stick with it.

Metz · Post by **Metz** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:41 am

...stood in the same spot, only turning in circles, for the entire pregame warm-ups!

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:46 am

Got a sideline warning called on his stomach yesterday.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:47 am

Sprinted from the 42 yard line to the 1 at the end of warm-ups yesterday in 33.985 seconds.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:37 pm

...is watching the Mizzou/Kansas game and thinking to himself "It just isn't the weekend to be a fat man."

...is the only coach to get taunted on AZZ.com AFTER his game with BG.