Tulsa Head Coach Todd Graham...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:05 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
1987alum wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...motivates his team by calling them tropical storms.
... and admits to suffering from tropical depressions.

....is severely hindered in recruiting since he can only have 1 kid per class who's name starts with a certain letter in the alphabet.

My man, you are on a roll!

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:08 pm

...doesn't understand why New Orleans rejected his idea for Tulsa and Miami to play there in the "Battle of the Hurricanes"

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:56 pm

....will be the next coach of the Atlanta Falcons, then quit on them in year 1 of a 5 year deal, and return to college to coach in the SEC

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:49 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
1987alum wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...motivates his team by calling them tropical storms.
... and admits to suffering from tropical depressions.

....is severely hindered in recruiting since he can only have 1 kid per class who's name starts with a certain letter in the alphabet.

...measures his defensive line's pressure in millibars - unfortunately, they can't seem to rise above 900mb.

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:00 am

Peregrinner wrote:Punched a hole in his mirror because he thought it insulted him. Turns out he was just wearing his University sweatshirt while looking into it:

TULSA ... ASLUT

Brilliant!

Refers to Tulsa as the "other UT" in deference to...Toledo

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:19 am

...has a milkshake that is NOT better than yours.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:22 am

Rightupinthere wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
1987alum wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...motivates his team by calling them tropical storms.
... and admits to suffering from tropical depressions.

....is severely hindered in recruiting since he can only have 1 kid per class who's name starts with a certain letter in the alphabet.
...measures his defensive line's pressure in millibars - unfortunately, they can't seem to rise above 900mb.

....'s team always seems to play better in coastal areas.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:33 am

..is worried about the Mitchell Report.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:38 am

always a falcon wrote:..is worried about the Mitchell Report.

oooh, timely!

... wants a new video game system, just so he can say, "let's go Wii."

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:44 am

is exactly what you would expect from a $500.00 hooker. She is no supermodel but she has a bit of class, shows up on time and can carry on an intelligent conversation over dinner. Yet, when game time rolls around its face down @ss up, ready for us to go to work. Then says thank you when were done.*for the video visit youtube and search face down @ss up

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:39 pm

...doesn't like "Scrubs"

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:51 pm

doesn't know that there is no sex in the Champagne Room.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:55 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
1987alum wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...motivates his team by calling them tropical storms.
... and admits to suffering from tropical depressions.

....is severely hindered in recruiting since he can only have 1 kid per class who's name starts with a certain letter in the alphabet.
...measures his defensive line's pressure in millibars - unfortunately, they can't seem to rise above 900mb.
....'s team always seems to play better in coastal areas.

Blames losses on "African Dust."

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:00 pm

... has a pet fish, but its not very much fun.

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:05 pm

Wants George Bush to be elected to a third term