Tulsa Head Coach Todd Graham...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:09 am

... keeps his collection of porcelain elephants on display in his basement.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:22 pm

... can't finish "The 12 Days of Christmas" because he breaks inton an uncontrollable giggle fit when he sings "8 Maids a Milking."

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:20 pm

...pitched a snack cracker idea called "Toddy Grahams" to Nabisco.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:50 pm

does not believe in Santa

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:13 pm

...can't see the sailboat.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:28 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...can't see the sailboat.

...yelled at the kid who saw a schooner.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:34 pm

claims his sticky fingers are from the s'mores he eats every night.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:58 pm

...wants ALL of his daughters to be football broadcasters.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:54 am

Sharts himself before every big game.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:31 pm

is engaged to Toledo Tom.
the Homage will be held on the 50 yard line.
the honeymoon will start in the endzone

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:18 pm

Just can't resist a *** when nobody's looking, even if it does stain his pearly whites.

Edit: Oh! I've been autocensored. You guys call them cigarettes, whereas we call them f**s. I'm a cultured commoner separated by "common" language.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:07 pm

... is planning a New Year's Eve sleepover with his coaching staff that includes making snickerdoodles, playing Twister and watching the Police Academy movies in their entirety.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:17 pm

... thinks the musical "Oklahoma!" is about Bob Stoops, so he plans to write a musical called "Tulsa!" that's all about Todd Graham.

threestooges · Post by **threestooges** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:38 pm

... wears Gregg Brandon pajamas.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:57 am

....cheats at Monopoly.