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they're all pretty funny
http://florida.scout.com/2/324371.html

"11. SILICON VALLEY BOWL: They play this at San Jose State's Spartan Stadium. Spartan is probably a good word to describe this mini-pasture with grandstands. Fresno State is 8-3 and should have gotten a better bowl. Bowling Green fans are simply happy they don't have to be up to their wazzoos in snow in northern Ohio. After blowing the season finale to Holy Toledo, any bowl will do for Bowling Green.

12. ALAMO BOWL: For the next couple of years you will be able to say you saw Ohio State football on the radio. The NCAA jailhouse is the next stop after this close encounter with Texas Tech. It won't be long before the Buckeyes will be wearing those fashionable NCAA jumpsuits with crepe sole shoes. You don't think Jim Tressel won at Youngstown State with boy scouts, do you? He didn't do it at Ohio State, either. Texas Tech has promised to run the ball at least once a quarter."
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bgbill wrote:they're all pretty funny
http://florida.scout.com/2/324371.html

"11. SILICON VALLEY BOWL: They play this at San Jose State's Spartan Stadium. Spartan is probably a good word to describe this mini-pasture with grandstands. Fresno State is 8-3 and should have gotten a better bowl. Bowling Green fans are simply happy they don't have to be up to their wazzoos in snow in northern Ohio. After blowing the season finale to Holy Toledo, any bowl will do for Bowling Green.

12. ALAMO BOWL: For the next couple of years you will be able to say you saw Ohio State football on the radio. The NCAA jailhouse is the next stop after this close encounter with Texas Tech. It won't be long before the Buckeyes will be wearing those fashionable NCAA jumpsuits with crepe sole shoes. You don't think Jim Tressel won at Youngstown State with boy scouts, do you? He didn't do it at Ohio State, either. Texas Tech has promised to run the ball at least once a quarter."
Bill,
You're right, these ARE funny...this guy is really creative to say the least... I laughed thruout the whole article...The stuff on Mike Price, in particular, with the possible matchup with Colo. was "priceless"! (Sorry, had to do that) 8)
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