Non sequitur thread

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:54 pm

Michael Katon at Howard's.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:33 pm

You look like the piss boy.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:32 pm

I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through...

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:39 pm

She isn't a very good wrestler, but you should really see her box.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:22 pm

Please have preliminary budget proposals completed by noon Friday.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:26 pm

June is:

Adopt a Shelter Cat Month
Celibacy Awareness Month
Lane Courtesy Month http://www.motorists.org/lanecourtesy/
Turkey Lovers Month
National Accordion Month
National Lady Lawyers Month
National Soul Food Month
National Steakhouse Month
Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism Month
Potty Training Awareness Month
Skyscraper Month
World Infertility Month http://www.theafa.org/aboutus/namechange.html

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:32 pm

Redwingtom wrote:June is:

World Infertility Month http://www.theafa.org/aboutus/namechange.html

So no worries about unwanted pregnancies all month long!? Bonus.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:11 pm

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:15 pm

"I saw once a half-man, half-dolphin in Greece."

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:25 pm

What's a Grecian Urn?

Oh...About $1.25 an hour.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:18 am

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:59 am

VDub26Falcon wrote:I'm not even supposed to be here today.

What smells like shoe polish?

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:00 am

It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:07 am

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:04 am

OOOOOOOOH! Navy Seals!