Non sequitur thread

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VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:37 am

Sometimes Jacks will rule the realm.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:57 am

I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't-I can't look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. And all I ask, please, is that you just - you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fu**ing planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:43 am

See Rock City

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:53 am

Yinz guys want to grab a beer n'at?

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:05 pm

Jimmy Dimora

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:19 pm

jacojdm wrote:Jimmy Dimora

Not a non-sequitor ...

Jimmy Dimora played baseball for my father ...

Back to non-sequitor ...

Extra postage required.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:57 pm

1987alum wrote:
jacojdm wrote:Jimmy Dimora
Not a non-sequitor ...

Jimmy Dimora played baseball for my father ...

Back to non-sequitor ...

Extra postage required.

Given Dimora's physique, I'd say that's hardly a non sequitir.

Falconboy · Post by **Falconboy** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:02 pm

33 pages??? Where will it end???

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:23 pm

Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -
*BEEP*

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
*BEEP*

213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.

I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Mike.

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
*BEEP*

f**k!

Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months ...

Mike?

Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?

Don't ever call me again.

Wow. I guess you're home.

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:23 am

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:28 pm

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:45 pm

When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:43 pm

schwing!

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:52 am

FORE!