Turdledo graduate

[buffaloefalcon]

Dudes and Dudettes! I've got this stinky turdledo engineer at my job that can't stand the fact that we blasted their azzes last year. What makes this so weird is that we both work in Colorado. He made some joke today about BG and I couldn't even comprehend it since it made no sense to me. Any good rocket jokes to throw back at his stupid azz for a week? All i can focus on is the fact that we totally destroyed them in 07' and he shutters in rage when I bring this up. I love smashin' him on that fact. A good turdledo joke would be great before I leave for training in Texas.

[transfer2BGSU]

The usual --

How do you get a TU grad off the front porch?
Pay him for the pizza


Why do TU grads put their diplomas in the front windshield of their cars?
So they can legally park in the handicap spaces


Did you hear about the fire at TU last night? Hit the dorm where the basketball team lives. Burned everything up including their books. Coach Cross was upset because 7 of the books hadn't even been colored in yet.


Did you hear that Toledo Tommy said he was only going to dress fifteen players for the BG game?
The rest of the team is going to have to dress themselves.


I heard a TU guy had laid his TU football season tickets on the front dash of his car and had parked it in downtown Toledo. When he got back to the car, someone had smashed in the window and placed two more.

[Falconfreak90]

What does the average incoming Freshman at UT get on his/her SAT?
Drool.

How many UT Freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is a JR level course at UT.

BEAT TOLEDO

[buffaloefalcon]

Smokin' jokes! He even had to laugh at them. Thanks guys!

[MarkL]

What's the difference between a Toledo cheerleader and an elephant?

About 50 pounds.


How do you get them to be equal?

Force feed the elephant.