Non sequitur thread

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:10 pm

You'd have to be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that!

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:16 pm

What's YOUR fat ass doing here?

He's my only means of conveyance, but I guess I do spoil him.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:23 pm

The Inquistion, let's begin
The Inquistion, look out sin
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right
We're gonna help them see the light
And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Jews just can't refuse)

Confess (confess, confess)
Don't be boring
Say yes (say yes, say yes)
Don't be dull

A fact
you're ignoring:
it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull
oy oy gevalt

The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay
The Inquistion, oh boy
The Inquistion, what a joy
The Inquistion, oy oy

I was sitting in a temple
I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a
dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my ass

Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight

I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings
and suddenly these guys bring down my balls
I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and
they started playing ping pong with my balls

Oy, the agony
Ooh, the shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -

- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day

Will you convert?
No, no, no, no
Will you confess?
No, no, no, no
Will you revert?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no

Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears,
now I'll work on their knees!

Hey, Torquemada, walk this way
We got a little game that you might wanna play
So pull that handle, try your luck
Who knows, Torq, you might win a buck!
Alright!

Put it in the car (in the car x2)

How we doing? Any converts today?
Not a one, nay, nay, nay
We've flattened their fingers
We branded their buns
Nothing is working
Send in the nuns!

The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
So, c'mon you Moslems and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous
You better change your point of views today
'Cause the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:32 pm

garbanzo bean

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:34 pm

Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'sssssssssssssssssss Johnny!

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:39 pm

5,000 posts and I have YET to contribute anything.

This MUST be a record.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:58 am

When do I get to change from "Peregrine" to whatever the hell I want it to say???

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:02 am

Hey, where'd ya get that shirt?

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:15 am

VDub26Falcon wrote:When do I get to change from "Peregrine" to whatever the hell I want it to say???

Just about 1,500 more posts.... so I'd say "Thursday".

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:49 pm

Pillowpants.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:32 pm

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:45 pm

Iron Chef America

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:22 pm

5...5 dollar...5 dollar footlong

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 pm

goofyeuph

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:04 am