Chris Petersen...

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:09 pm

...fantasizes about giving an on-field proposal following the Broncos' next BCS Bowl win.

1boisebro · Post by **1boisebro** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:18 pm

...is, thankfully, blue/green colorblind.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:40 pm

1boisebro wrote:...is, thankfully, blue/green colorblind.

well-played! Love when the visitors play along!

... refers to his assistant as smurfs ... Defense Smurf, Offense Smurf, Special Teams Smurf, Get Me Coffee Smurf...

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:55 pm

1987alum wrote:
... refers to his assistant as smurfs ... Defense Smurf, Offense Smurf, Special Teams Smurf, Get Me Coffee Smurf...

Insists on being called Papa Smurf.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:12 pm

...thinks Smurfette is hot!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:24 pm

... officially requested that the football cheerleaders be called The Smurfettes.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:27 pm

...fears Gargamel and Azrael Cat

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:41 pm

...at first thought he was going to coach in Denver.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:46 pm

...consistently misspells "Boise".

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:26 pm

Sings "Jocko Homo" while reviewing game films but, so far, has resisted asking his assistants to sing the chorus.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:03 pm

...once got lost in a bad part of Twin Falls.

...hopes that there aren't as many nasty things said about him as were said about that Minnesota coach.

...want to be a Blue Meanie.

...wishes we could have beat Minny.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:07 pm

... tells "Cheers" fans that he's related to Norm Peterson and, hence, wants all of his coaches to yell "Chris!" when he enters a room.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:22 pm

...knows the Snorks could kick the Smurfs a**es.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:17 pm

......knows who that guy was hosting the VMA's on MTV!

......was a stunt double for Cris Collinsworth in Beijing when interviewing Michael Phelps mother!

......thinks that the color on your tv really does need to be adjusted when watching Boise

...... wishes his coaches show originated from Frickers!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:23 pm

Hopes the MAC will screw us out of another home game with the Broncos so he doesn't have to travel to the Doyt to hear our PA guy call him "Kent Patterson of the Boooeezy State Horse Thingys"