Chris Petersen...

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:06 pm

...wears blue and orange hot pants to bed every night.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:16 pm

goofyeuph wrote:refers to his players as "My Little Ponies"

Now THAT is funny!!!

.....hopes that he doesn't get sued for stealing the Honky Tonk Man's moves!

..... thinks DDR is a new type of rescue breathing

......hopes Big Briggs misses the flight to Boise!

VanEagle · Post by **VanEagle** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:22 pm

...loves the big advantage his blue-clad donkeys have when they play at home on their blue turf.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:26 pm

...would use the song "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" as his theme song if he had one

vwfalcon · Post by **vwfalcon** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:05 pm

...is glad he isn't Joe Glenn so he doesn't have to endure two weeks of this!

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:47 pm

...wishes people from Idaho didn't speak Canadian.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:50 pm

...says he has 4 "legitimate" running backs, but still longs for a tight end.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:58 pm

can't stand Mormons

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:39 am

...thinks grey socks should be outlawed along with flip-flops, celery, and Hubba-Bubba.

Alanweezie · Post by **Alanweezie** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:38 am

Has never heard of the Beatles.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:27 am

Didn't bother putting together a game plan for this weekend because he was convinced that the Large Hadron Collider was going to end the world when they fired it up today....

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:28 am

Bets on professional wrestling matches...

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:30 am

...thinks Napolean Dynamite is a BAD movie.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:33 am

...is glad PantherHawk doesn't hate his team.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:34 am

purchased a shamWOW for each of his assistants last Christmas.