Discussion of the Falcon football team.
VDub26Falcon
The Drunken Irish Falcon
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by VDub26Falcon Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:36 am
1987alum wrote: purchased a shamWOW for each of his assistants last Christmas.
Hey, we're not supposed to make the other team's coach look like a GOOD guy!!!
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Flipper
The Global Village Idiot
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by Flipper Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:39 am
He bought knock off ShamWOW's...I think they're called ShamHEY...or ShamWHOA
It's not the fall that hurts...it's when you hit the ground.
GhostTown56
Egg
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by GhostTown56 Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:13 am
.... knows that if he doesn't RUTS this year like crazy Coach Hawkins did before him, his team will get over looked by the rest of the nation this season. After all, "IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!"
michhiker28
Peregrine
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by michhiker28 Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:34 am
actually reads opponents forum boards to develop his game plan.
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michhiker28
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by michhiker28 Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:35 am
...keeps fuzzy dice in his 79 Pinto.
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Jacobs4Heisman
a.k.a. Capt. Rex Kramer
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by Jacobs4Heisman Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:10 am
...spends the off-season as a TV evangelist.
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mjmorefield
Fledgling
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by mjmorefield Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:49 am
...paints his toenails.
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VDub26Falcon
The Drunken Irish Falcon
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by VDub26Falcon Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:28 pm
...enjoys a nice pair of slacks.
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cw08
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by cw08 Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:34 pm
Put lipstick on a pig.
VDub26Falcon
The Drunken Irish Falcon
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by VDub26Falcon Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:38 pm
...searched high and low through his contract for a loophole that would allow him to wear short-shorts on game days.
Be Special, Be Different, BE Bowling Green - Dino Babers
BGFalconfromCincy
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by BGFalconfromCincy Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:43 pm
...bathes in mashed potatoes
BGSU c/o 2009 & 2013
1987alum
Noah's Dad
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by 1987alum Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:19 pm
cw08 wrote: Put lipstick on a pig.
... brilliant! ...
doesn't know the difference between Pocatello and bordello.
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michhiker28
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by michhiker28 Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:51 pm
1987alum wrote:
...couldn't get laid in either one.
--MH
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Peregrinner
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by Peregrinner Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:56 pm
...can't figure out how to work ThunderSticks.
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VDub26Falcon
The Drunken Irish Falcon
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by VDub26Falcon Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:03 pm
...supports "Lawn Dart Night" at the Doyt.
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