Chris Petersen...

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:19 pm

Smells a little like cheddar cheese....

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:53 pm

...has small hands and smells like cabbage.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:41 pm

...has difficulty controlling the VOLUME OF HIS VOICE.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:04 pm

...wants to hold briefcase 1 on Deal or no Deal.

cw08 · Post by **cw08** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:13 pm

1987alum wrote:
cw08 wrote:Put lipstick on a pig.
... brilliant! ...

doesn't know the difference between Pocatello and bordello.

I'm glad someone appreciated that.

...Thinks Boise rhymes with "jersey."

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:14 pm

...thinks Dora rhymes with Explorer.

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:19 pm

...puts his d*ck in a box.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:30 pm

cw08 wrote:
1987alum wrote:
cw08 wrote:Put lipstick on a pig.
... brilliant! ...

doesn't know the difference between Pocatello and bordello.
I'm glad someone appreciated that.

...Thinks Boise rhymes with "jersey."

... probably because he spent too much time in New Jersey (where Boise DOES rhyme with jersey).

... insists on writing a check in the grocery store's cash-only lane.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:25 pm

1987alum wrote:
cw08 wrote:
1987alum wrote:
cw08 wrote:Put lipstick on a pig.
... brilliant! ...

doesn't know the difference between Pocatello and bordello.
I'm glad someone appreciated that.

...Thinks Boise rhymes with "jersey."
... probably because he spent too much time in New Jersey (where Boise DOES rhyme with jersey).

... insists on writing a check in the grocery store's cash-only lane.

...wouldn't wish going to New Jersey on his worst enemy.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:57 pm

Thinks it's dumb that there isn't an Old Jersey

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:58 pm

Peregrinner wrote:...can't figure out how to work ThunderSticks.

or how to throw a seat cushion the right way

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:44 pm

wants to order now and get double the items for only $19.95....(plus S&H)

1boisebro · Post by **1boisebro** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:29 pm

always a falcon wrote:wants to order now and get double the items for only $19.95....(plus S&H)

...once confused S&H with S&M, resulting in an interesting delivery for the postman.

...wonders if Bowling Green becomes Bowling Brown in the late autumn, and Bowling White in winter.

...officially changed his name to "Stung" after attending a Sting concert.

...wonders if South Carolina ever played Oregon State, if they'd have to invite USC to ensure a safe game.

...doesn't get that last one.

GhostTown56 · Post by **GhostTown56** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:48 pm

1boisebro wrote:
...wonders if South Carolina ever played Oregon State, if they'd have to invite USC to ensure a safe game.

lol... that one is brilliant.

... is tired of trying to explain to the local media wtf Ay-Ziggy-Zoomba means.

... has been drawing up special "fumble recovery" plays since last Saturday.

... has some sort of inward mental glitch which causes him to say "Yeah, no question" before every sentence that comes out of his mouth.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:31 pm

...is working on the shotgun-fake-snap-it-over-the-QB pass play for 3rd and long situations because he can see the hole in our D.