Jeff Genyk...

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:52 pm

...still can't spell Ypsilanti.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:01 pm

michhiker28 wrote:Want's to rename the team The Emu's.

--MH

Doesn't everyone?!?!?!

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:59 pm

VDub26Falcon wrote:...is a Falcon Fanatic.

Nope...he's not me!!!

But he does secretly wish he could tailgage with the AZZ group at his alma mater's homecoming game!!

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:54 pm

has shot a home video of himself dancing to "Sexy Back" and then dubbed his own vocals into the song!

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:30 am

..tries giving away free tickets to EMU home games, but no one will take them

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:19 am

...Is glad he's an alum so the AZZ'ers will take it easy on him in this thread.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:18 pm

...attempted to write himself in on the ballot for BG homecoming king

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:25 pm

Wears orange underwear for luck.
--MH

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:21 pm

...is thankful that we didn't rip on him mercilessly as we do to coaches who aren't BG Alumni.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:39 am

Wants Gregg Brandon's job.

--MH

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:49 pm

...eats pieces of s**t for breakfast.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:24 pm

Goes to the zoo so he can throw poop at the monkies...

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:14 pm

...has the opening theme music from Meet the Press played before his weekly press conferences.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:16 pm

...is not a football coach. Just a hustler who happens to coach football.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:49 pm

Calls himself the big bird.

--MH