Gordon Berenson

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:35 am

Gordon Berenson is Michigan's head coach. He also thinks Ann Arbor is a whore!

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:47 am

Gordon Berenson himself is a whore since he coaches for UM.
Gordon Berenson snickers when he hears a penis joke.
Gordon Berenson thinks UM's helmets are original.

Falcon Fanatic · Post by **Falcon Fanatic** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:56 am

Gordon Berenson hates being called Red. He would prefer Gordon.

bgbill · Post by **bgbill** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:33 am

Red Berenson's shoes are maize and wet.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:33 am

bgbill wrote:Red Berenson's shoes are maize and wet.

Gordon Berenson had his library card revoked. That really pissed him off!

FindlayFalcon · Post by **FindlayFalcon** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:38 pm

BGFan wrote:
bgbill wrote:Red Berenson's shoes are maize and wet.

Gordon Berenson had his library card revoked. That really pissed him off!

OMG, you guys are just toooooo funny. Sure wish dear Red could read this!!

Of course if he did, he might get really, really, really pissed off and the whole campus would be in trouble.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:25 pm

Gordon Berenson secretly walks around his house with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

If you don't get it, I'm not explaining it.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:58 pm

Gordon Berenson also uses the toilet paper on his shoes as nose tissues.