JD Brookhart

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:26 am

...cheats at solitaire.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:50 am

...wants to be the clown in the Level 42 "Something About You" video.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:07 pm

Used to wear a metal skirt and pretend he was Mel Gibson until someone straightened him out.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:51 pm

....would like to extend to everyone an invitation the pants party that'll be taking place before the game Saturday

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:56 pm

... likes to write out his offensive game plan in iambic pentameter.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:56 pm

...wonders how the phrase "someone really screwed the pooch" got a negative connotation.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:19 pm

....wants all games televised with no crowd, cheerleaders, or band so that he can be assured absolute silence when his team lines up for offense.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:30 pm

...never bought a single round of beers, even on nickle draft night.

tiznow · Post by **tiznow** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:37 pm

...wishes his lifetime record was 40-27 instead of 24-28.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:50 pm

Voted for Carter

Twice

--MH

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:19 am

thinks football is just a passing fad and keeps trying to get his under water basket weaving school started.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:22 am

thinks the Goodyear Blimp is the aliens coming to take him home.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:24 am

keeps reporting the local car dealers to the police who are selling HUMMERs.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:15 am

....insists that the economy is just fine

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:48 am

....asks his friends to call him "White Chocolate."