Shane Montgomery....

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:39 am

....doesn't think the MAC East is weak

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:48 am

...makes his players run if they forget to call him "Sugar Shane".

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:27 am

doesn't want the Miami Wammy. He wants Big Money, Big Money, Big Money....and...

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:04 am

...is no Terry Hoeppner.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:36 am

...thinks he looks STUNNING in red.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:40 am

Heard the name 'J Crew U' and thought that Miami was known for its rowing team

bgsufalcon24 · Post by **bgsufalcon24** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:49 am

Drinks Natty Ice with a straw

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:52 am

shaves off all of his body hair and makes a delicious "body hair and jelly" sandwich.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:00 am

... supports John McCain, but only because he likes to play a rhyming game he calls "Shane McCain."

etyahla24 · Post by **etyahla24** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:01 am

was spotted at the Michigan-Toledo game wearing a App state shirt

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:23 am

...shot a man in Reno...

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:45 am

wishes he could have been the one to jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge

--MH

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:34 am

...has dreams of himself being the World's Most Dangerous Man.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:15 pm

Flips a coin when choosing his plays.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:15 pm

Would marry the "Bubble Screen" if Butler county allowed it.