Shane Montgomery....

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:16 pm

has posted Lost "Offense" signs all around campus, hoping she returns.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:17 pm

Wishes he had Greg Brandon's smarts

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:18 pm

Believe's he is going to inherit the Montgomery Inn Rib Fortune.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:22 pm

bought his entire team condoms hoping that they'll score

Falcon137 · Post by **Falcon137** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:25 pm

redskins4ever wrote:bought his entire team condoms hoping that they'll score

haha

Tech83 · Post by **Tech83** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:42 pm

..... thinks his new recruits can pull out a "W" and save his career

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:45 pm

... needs a diaper change for the cradle is smelling rather crappy.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:54 pm

...wishes he could fire the Offensive Coordinator.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:55 pm

...recorded contestants on Press Your Luck saying "no whammy" and sent the tape to Gregg Brandon, prompting Brandon to yell "STOP!".

...created himself in NCAA 09 as Miami's QB to prove that it's not his coaching, it's his players!

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:57 pm

Invested in a white sport coat and a pink button down when he found out he was going to be coaching Miami.

--MH

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:59 pm

...thinks redskins4ever's avatar picture is not hot!

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:32 pm

know's that R4E actually knows the girl in his avatar.

redskins4ever · Post by **redskins4ever** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:45 pm

is taking private tutoring lessons from 1987alum on coaching basics 101.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:25 pm

Probably won't hear anyone yelling "Come back, Shane" at the end of this season...

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:52 pm

...is the founder of Shane's World