Jerry Kill.....

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:38 pm

...had motive and opportunity to steal my freakin' grill!!!

...has a coney dog sauce stain on his right shoe.

...wears blue suede gym shoes with velcro straps.

...still listens to Brandon's Monday night radio show. (sorry, just can't stop)

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:07 pm

is sad that Heinz stopped selling ketchup in colors other than red!

can't seem to find the keys to lock the gate

is double checking his wallet to make sure he has all his credit cards

thinks Christian Bale is cute when he grunts his lines as Batman

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:57 am

goes to karaoke bars and sings "I'm a little Teapot"

footballguy51 · Post by **footballguy51** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:53 am

...shines up his bald head before every game to try to blind the opponent.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:36 am

thinks his halloween costume of "Mr Kill" is the best one ever.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:36 am

loves the song "Sweet Caroline"

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:14 am

thinks that having dance offs a la West Side Story are less manly than the ones in You Got Served!

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:48 am

enjoys rinsing with a Masengill douche so he can feel as fresh as a flowery meadow.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:26 pm

...is afraid of clowns.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:34 pm

mjmorefield wrote:...is afraid of clowns.

Gave all of his children names that rhyme with his last name.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:54 pm

..you mean Bill, Jill, and Will?

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:59 pm

always a falcon wrote:..you mean Bill, Jill, and Will?

He probably went off-center a la Sarah Palin - Shrill, Whippoorwill. OneTreeHill...

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:36 pm

...loves it when I pad my posts.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:37 pm

...I mean pats my post.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:56 pm

mjmorefield wrote:...I mean pats my post.

OK sir, please walk along the white line.