Help Wanted Ad:NCAA Division 1 Head Football Coach

BGfootballfan · Post by **BGfootballfan** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:11 am

This is the thread we can dream in. What do we want in the next head coach.

1. Must preach school pride, and discipline(both on and off the field)

2. Must hire 1 offensive coordinator, 1 defensive coordinator, and 1 special teams coordinator

Intereste dto see what everyone else will add.......

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:12 am

Don't we have one or forty threads pushing this same (unnecessary) topic?

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:08 pm

Oh, and the season is only half over. They'll be three times as many if things don't totally change.

I don't think it is necessary either actually.

Not until after the season.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:10 pm

3. Must be able to deal with the Internet Guru's calling for his job the moment he loses his first game

4. Must be able to deal with the comparisons to Saint Urban (who never won a MAC West title, MAC Championship or took a BGSU football team to a bowl game)

5. Must leave Falconboy tickets at will-call so he can see the first half of a game

daspollak · Post by **daspollak** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:38 pm

6. Be willing to work at a lower pay than about 95% of all other FBS coaches.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:59 pm

7. Must be actually able to win the MAC instead of just runner-up titles which don't mean you are even the second best team in years like this.

8. Must be able to rebuild what Urban Meyer established at BGSU since it is being rapidly squandered at the hands of the current coach.

9. Must leave NWLB rights to a VIP box near the 40 yard line and a parking place.

10. Must actually be worth paying more than any of the 95% of 1A coaches who make more than the current coach.

11. Must not sound like a moron during press conferences.

12. Must vow to forever ban the use of FBS in place of 1A.

BgWaRrIoR · Post by **BgWaRrIoR** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:07 pm

13. Must win
14. Must win AT HOME
15. Must attract top-notch players (disciplined)
16. Must make fans proud to be Falcon Football supporters

RobbyFalcon · Post by **RobbyFalcon** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:34 am

--Good hygiene is a must
--punctuality and politeness
--must work well with others
--should have some experience with MS Word and Excel
--Should be able to desribe three occassions where he used his problem solving skills to attain a favorable outcome
--reliable transportation

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:42 pm

17. Must understand that 3rd-&-1 or less calls for a QB under center and 2 RB's in the backfield.

BGfootballfan · Post by **BGfootballfan** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:16 pm

San Diego Falcon wrote:17. Must understand that 3rd-&-1 or less calls for a QB under center and 2 RB's in the backfield.

or maybe call me crazy......a play action pass

Falconboy · Post by **Falconboy** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:26 pm

BGfootballfan wrote:
San Diego Falcon wrote:17. Must understand that 3rd-&-1 or less calls for a QB under center and 2 RB's in the backfield.
or maybe call me crazy......a play action pass

Has Gregg Brandon ever uttered the words "play action pass". Does he even know what they mean?

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:46 pm

Play action is pretty pointless when we don't ever actually hand off the ball. Any time where Freddie/Turner take a direct snap and end up passing is our version of a play action pass, really.

buffaloefalcon · Post by **buffaloefalcon** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:32 pm

18. Must have great knowledge of EA NCAA football 09 to benchmark great ideas on play calling and incorporate those plays.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:56 pm

buffaloefalcon wrote:18. Must have great knowledge of EA NCAA football 09 to benchmark great ideas on play calling and incorporate those plays.

agreed, the fake spike needs to be in the playbook!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:59 pm

-Must like long walks on the beach

-must be able to tolerate the band playing during game action