Non sequitur thread

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The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! But Betty- Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!"... No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes. Thank You."
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Post by always a falcon »

All the leaves are Brown, and the sky is gray.
ROLL ALONG!
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Just 11 days short of 6 months...
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Emoticons.
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Zamfir, master of the panflute.
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Oow Ee Oow Ah Ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Oow Ee Oow Ah Ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang!
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I'm Dan Rydell alongside Casey McCall
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Post by always a falcon »

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards. She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'
The clerk says, 'What denomination?'
The blonde says, 'God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12
Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.'
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The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again
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Be better, baby, but believe me it's the next best thing.
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Wouldn't ya like to be a pepper too?
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Pigs in a blanket.
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