Non sequitur thread

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:57 pm

For work or play, you're on your way, the convenient stores of SPEEDWAY!

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:47 pm

TG1996 wrote:Horton's Bike Shop

Horton Hears a Who

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:29 am

Turkey for you
Turkey for me
Can't believe Mike Tyson
Gave that girl v.d.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:45 am

Sung to the tune of Camelot, if you couldn't figure it out:

It’s true! It’s true! Barack has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
Joe the Plumber’s taxes cannot be too high.
And there’s a legal limit on who can cry
In Obamalot.

The medical profession is paid in smiles
And no one’s clothing ever’s out of style
By order, straight A’s are given every child
In Obamalot.

Obamalot! Obamalot!

I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Obamalot, Obamalot
That’s how conditions are.

The rain may never fall on anyone’s noses.
And when you break wind it smells like roses
Charisma he has lots
Specifics he has not
But happily we really don’t care here
In Obamalot.

Obamalot! Obamalot!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Obamalot, Obamalot
Those are the legal laws.

The terrorists won’t bother us again
Because everyone on Earth is now our friend
Charisma he has lots
Specifics he has not
But happily we really don’t care here
In Obamalot.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:54 am

Gobble gobble hey
and gobble gobble giggle
I wish turkey
only cost a nickle.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:36 pm

David Blaine

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:02 pm

Salvation makes a subtle sound, for those with ears to hear.

San Fran Falcon · Post by **San Fran Falcon** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:46 am

and then she stepped on the ball.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:45 pm

WTF, Mate?

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:38 pm

Mazel Tov!

buffaloefalcon · Post by **buffaloefalcon** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:24 pm

Sadam has weapons of mass destruction!

buffaloefalcon · Post by **buffaloefalcon** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:26 pm

If you don't bail us out...the economy is going to collapse! HMMMMM!

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:37 pm

Jefa-fa, Dun-HAM, dot com!

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:07 am

10 registered, 1 hidden, 12 guests

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:13 am

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