Tom Amstutz.....

Zom · Post by **Zom** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:21 am

Would rather have a glass bowl than a fruit bowl when he leaves his post.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:42 am

goofyeuph wrote:once shot a man in Reno

...just to watch him die.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:31 am

...HATES PUPPIES!!!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:11 am

... will be the subject of an upcoming Mythbusters episode.

Falconator · Post by **Falconator** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:28 pm

sylvaniarocketfan1 wrote:doesn't call out his own fans

ouch...the truth hurts...I hope Brandon does not let the door hit him in the a$$.

Falconator · Post by **Falconator** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:30 pm

Bull_In_Exile wrote:Also thinks his own teams fans are pitiful, but is smart enough to keep his mouth shut.

well said

Falconator · Post by **Falconator** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:32 pm

BGFalconfromCincy wrote:....wishes the game was on Thanksgiving so he could eat and coach at the same time

omg...I just wet my pants...that was hilarious

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:36 pm

... is in love with Rachel Ray

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:42 pm

Aspires to continually increase his gravitational pull.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:45 pm

...loves his glass bowl, but also smoke weed with an avocado, an ice pick and a snorkel. Trust him, bro, he's made bongs with less.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:03 pm

... has a Webcam installed at floor level in his office, just so he can prove that he does, in fact, have feet, even though the last time he saw them was on a milk carton.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:19 pm

....shot the sheriff.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:37 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....shot the sheriff.

... and then he ate the deputy.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:40 pm

...has two Thanksgiving dinners. One for him and one for the rest of the city.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:41 pm

1987alum wrote:
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....shot the sheriff.
... and then he ate the deputy.