Tom Amstutz.....

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:10 pm

....resigned as UT head coach so he wouldn't have to deal with this thread after tomorrow

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:15 pm

Plans to team up with Gregg Brandon next year and go on the road with an adaptation of "The Odd Couple"

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:48 pm

has a Thanksgiving Dinner that could feed all of Rhode Island.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:01 am

says "It's his party and he'll eat if he wants to!"

( you have to be "aged to perfection" to know this song......)

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:07 am

...Ate the whole wheel of cheese.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:40 am

...requested that he be doused in gravy in lieu of gatorade should the Rockets be victorious today.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:59 am

...is currently in a food coma.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:25 am

knows there isn't enough food in Ohio for him to be in a food coma

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:25 am

once thought he was full, then realized it was dinner time

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:20 pm

...has already been contacted by top Hollywood agents to star in the upcoming film The Brotherhood of the Splitting Pants.