Application?

BGSUFootballFan · Post by **BGSUFootballFan** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:14 pm

Put in your application to coach our football team.

http://ncaamarket.ncaa.org/jobdetail.cfm?job=3039448

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:17 pm

HAMMB!!! Your door of opportunity just swung open!

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:53 pm

It's funny to see jobs like that posted.

Two things struck me as interesting in the posting:

1. Only 3 years of collegiate coaching experience

2. Candidate must have a valid driver's license.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:58 pm

Dayons_Den wrote:It's funny to see jobs like that posted.

Two things struck me as interesting in the posting:

1. Only 3 years of collegiate coaching experience

2. Candidate must have a valid driver's license.

You don't need a driver's license for the Turdledo job:

http://ncaamarket.ncaa.org/jobdetail.cfm?job=3030759

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:13 pm

Falconfreak90 wrote:HAMMB!!! Your door of opportunity just swung open!

I would not make a good head football coach at all. I could easily recognize the flaws in our previous head coach, but I'm no more capable of fixing those than he was. Maybe if they need an offensive coordinator

I'm nearly unstoppable at Madden and NCAA on Xbox!

Plus I don't have the 3 years experience required for the position.

gmartin · Post by **gmartin** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:02 pm

Heck, if you apply for one, you may as well apply for both. Not very often one can say I applied for a college coaching job and had 2 interviews in one day, and only had to drive an extra 22 miles.

Tech83 · Post by **Tech83** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:27 pm

hammb wrote:
Falconfreak90 wrote:HAMMB!!! Your door of opportunity just swung open!
I would not make a good head football coach at all. I could easily recognize the flaws in our previous head coach, but I'm no more capable of fixing those than he was. Maybe if they need an offensive coordinator I'm nearly unstoppable at Madden and NCAA on Xbox!

Plus I don't have the 3 years experience required for the position.

AND... More importantly.... You would not be permitted to Tailgate prior to the game..... (meaning you would have to remain sober during the game)

factman · Post by **factman** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:46 pm

I heard today that we have hired Chuck Neinas, just like Toledo, Syracuse et all, to help in the search!

http://www.neinassports.com/

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:34 pm

factman wrote:I heard today that we have hired Chuck Neinas, just like Toledo, Syracuse et all, to help in the search!

http://www.neinassports.com/

Classic quid pro quo.

He gets athletic directors their jobs and they repay him by involving him in the coaching searches (with a nice fee, of course)

Further reading for those interested:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib ... einas.html

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib ... einas.html