Goalie Heckling

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:16 am

musicman2343 wrote:
I think it's pretty ingenious and would sound hilarious sung by a huge group of people. of course, we'll all have to learn the melody and words. maybe distribute them at the next game the a-band plays at! we could defintely get some of the a-band to sing it really loud. maybe it will catch on. and since we're near the student section and above the boards, if enough of us sing it, it may reach the ice!
great job Niz!

The melody is easy, you will know it when you hear it most likely. Easy one four five four progression.

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:29 am

The Niz wrote:All right, I think I have the final product. Everything I stated earlier about mental challenges still applies but is absolutely hilarious to hear a group of people singing it.

Its to the tune of an old english sailing song called "Safe and Sound and Home Again"

Hey (Goalie's Name),

Not a Sieve, nor colander, nor swiss cheese,
You hardly play well enough to please.
We don't think your terrible or that you suck,
You just never seem to stop the puck.
Your playing days are almost done,
With a five hole bigger than Paris Hilton's,
Hope we're not being too mean,
'Cause you're the best player on our team.
With Self-esteem shattered and your ego broke,
Its not your fault, that D's a joke.
So Goalie Goalie Goalie let the puck go by,
and you can hear us count real high.
We'd love to sing Aye-Zig all night,
So Goalie Goalie Goalie let the puck go by!

Post Script: Be Gentle

Sorry I got the name of the song wrong, its not safe and sound... its called "Don't forget yer old ship mate"

Here is a link to a fantastic version in four part harmony: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLNRjKbelsg

Freddie · Post by **Freddie** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:29 am

don't quit your day job.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:47 am

I like it, but it's long. No way the end is seen knowing how fast paced and ever-changing the game of hockey is.

Shorten it up. Make it a short beer.

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:53 pm

Rightupinthere wrote:I like it, but it's long. No way the end is seen knowing how fast paced and ever-changing the game of hockey is.

Shorten it up. Make it a short beer.

By using only one word from each line it gets shorter like this:

Nor play we seem
Almost bigger
Hope your self-esteem joke
Let us sing puck
If I were a goalie and I heard that I'd be looking behind me a lot.

The Niz · Post by **The Niz** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:54 pm

Rightupinthere wrote:I like it, but it's long. No way the end is seen knowing how fast paced and ever-changing the game of hockey is.

Shorten it up. Make it a short beer.

I figure that's the beauty of versus and choruses, Sing as many or as few as we deem necessary.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:08 pm

The Niz wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote:I like it, but it's long. No way the end is seen knowing how fast paced and ever-changing the game of hockey is.

Shorten it up. Make it a short beer.

I figure that's the beauty of versus and choruses, Sing as many or as few as we deem necessary.

Taking a cue from the obscure depths of h2o's posts, how about some haikus?

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:20 pm

Goalie, my goalie!
Your glove hand is a weakness.
Hey Shegos, you suck.

Of course, I have a slightly less refined, non-haiku option of...

HEY (insert goalie/player/official/coach name here)!
YOUR MOM SAYS HI!
YOUR MOM SAYS HI!
YOUR MOM SAYS HI!
(etc.)

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:27 pm

Well, just for fun, here's one I came up with:

Glove side, stick side, we don’t care!
Blue line, slot, or anywhere!
Goalie, goalie, can’t you see,
You’re no match for ol’ BG!

....thoughts?

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:27 pm

Rightupinthere wrote:
The Niz wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote:I like it, but it's long. No way the end is seen knowing how fast paced and ever-changing the game of hockey is.

Shorten it up. Make it a short beer.

I figure that's the beauty of versus and choruses, Sing as many or as few as we deem necessary.
Taking a cue from the obscure depths of h2o's posts, how about some haikus?

Puck slides quickly by
Masked frustration again
Says flashing red light

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:08 pm

h2oville rocket wrote: Puck slides quickly by
Masked frustration again
Says flashing red light

So was it the UT education that taught you to pronounce it "mask-ed"? Or was it the UT education that didn't teach you how to count to 7?

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:19 pm

An oldie but goody:
You're a goalie tried and true so we will do this cheer for you! Whoops! (while looking under your raised arm behind you)

bgbill · Post by **bgbill** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:14 pm

BGFan wrote:An oldie but goody:
You're a goalie tried and true so we will do this cheer for you! Whoops! (while looking under your raised arm behind you)

talked to your bunkmate lately?

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:52 pm

TG1996 wrote:
h2oville rocket wrote: Puck slides quickly by
Masked frustration again
Says flashing red light
So was it the UT education that taught you to pronounce it "mask-ed"? Or was it the UT education that didn't teach you how to count to 7?

Neither- it was the UT education that taught me to think outside the box and not allow myself to be limited creatively by what some Japanese guys thought centuries ago.

Freddie · Post by **Freddie** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:58 pm

To the tune of "Dust In The Wind" by Kansas:

I close my eyes, only for a moment and the puck goes in.
All those shots pass between my pads, another goal allowed.
Dustin Carlson,
All the Bucks have is Dustin Carlson.

Goalie Heckling

OSU's #1 goalie is Dustin Carlson