Non sequitur thread

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:40 pm

Step 1: Collect Underpants.

Step 2: ???????????

Step 3: Profit.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:26 pm

Let's take a Pop-Tart and fill it with nasty meat.

What will we call it?

Hot Pocket?

Brilliant. What about in Mexico?

Caliente Pocket!

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:10 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:Step 1: Collect Underpants.

Step 2: ???????????

Step 3: Profit.

Thank you for that. I needed that laugh today!

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:28 am

A Confederacy of Dunces

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:36 am

They're all suckerpunching me
Stand in line for a wedgie
All I want
And all I need
Is someone to believe in me.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:21 pm

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:13 pm

At the atomic energy museum in Los Alamos, NM, there are replicas of the original atomic bombs, Fat Man and Little Boy.

There is a sign next to them that says "Please Do Not Sit on Little Boy."

I was dissappointed.

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:37 am

Plinko!!

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:33 pm

That was the day we ran into Albert Flasher.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:13 pm

My wife had her wallet stolen today in CA, and the bastards have tried using it at a casino. Stupid, since I am hoping they are now on camera. And no...This isn't a quote or anything...This really happened today.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:30 pm

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdoYXdcqT54

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:52 am

The trouble with the Maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the Oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:49 am

Mentos. The Chewy Mint.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:51 am