Non sequitur thread

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:24 pm

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.

Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.

Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

"And": That's an additive, like "this and that".
"But": That's sort of the opposite, "Not this but that".
And then there's "or": O-R, when you have a choice like "This or that".
"And", "but", and "or",
Get you pretty far.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two.
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one

When you say something like this choice: "Either now or later"
Or no choice: "Neither now nor ever" Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
He cut loose the sandbags,
But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
Let's go up to the mountains,
Or down to the seas.
You should always say "thank you",
Or at least say "please".

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
In complex sentences like:

In the mornings, when I'm usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake, where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder, as I walk by, just what they'd say if they could speak, although I know that's an absurd thought.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:12 pm

Spuds McKenzie

Ydfalcon · Post by **Ydfalcon** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:09 pm

Chris Sabo

(Non-sequitur. Or is it?)

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:20 pm

Spud Webb

McConvey · Post by **McConvey** » Mon May 04, 2009 12:28 am

Bunch of savages in this town.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:27 am

37, my girlfriend sucked 37 d***s.

In a row?

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:51 am

Virgin River Gorge

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:03 pm

Do the chickens have large talons?

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:44 pm

The Greatest Spectacle in Racing

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon May 11, 2009 8:55 am

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:33 pm

Quest....where the party never stops.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:50 pm

ZiggyZoomba

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:24 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKbnVKdix8

Tech83 · Post by **Tech83** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:05 am

I'm Proud to be from El Paso Not Work safe!!!

BTW - That's Transfer on the moroccos!!

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:24 am