Troy Head Coach Larry Blakeney...

[FortWayneFalcon]

Loves! the big10 network.

[FortWayneFalcon]

..puts sugar on his grits.

[MarkL]

... thought he could get the swine flu by eating bacon.

[Rightupinthere]

... bought oil at $140 per barrel.

[JoeFalcon]

...was told by a guy to make no associations that he cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat if he feels the heat coming around the corner.

[Bleeding Orange]

...is steadfast in his assertion that Gracchus Babeuf is the father of modern communism, and you would be wise not to challenge him on the point. He is known to begin foaming at the mouth at the mention of the name Karl Marx, and once when it's utterance was followed by some German gibberish, he killed a man using only his widow's peak.

[1987alum]

... will only cook wearing a corduroy apron, excels at full-contact tiddly-winks and believes the laws of gravity are a federal welfare program devised by the Democrats. He does not shine his shoes.

[VDub26Falcon]

...doesn't know the first thing about brewing his own beer.

[1987alum]

says, "I drink your milkshake" whenever he sits down to dinner with his family and doesn't understand why everyone just shakes their head.

[BillyLP]

...puts salt on his tomatoes

[Pete Segaard]

... and pepper on his tomatos

[Ydfalcon]

...puts salt on his tomatoes

And this is a bad thing?

[michhiker28]

...watches Captain Kangaroo at halftime.

--MH

[1987alum]

will NOT eat green eggs and ham.

[BGFalconfromCincy]

....doesn't understand why people laugh when he tells them he is a trojan